i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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