Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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