At least make sure they are 18
Why
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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