Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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