He told me they were just razor bumps!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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