your thong is hanging out like whoa
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
