he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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