What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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