dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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