Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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