She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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