her vagine was all disorganized.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you win again, gameday.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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