Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Everclear isn't food dammit
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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