but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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