Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
