508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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