I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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