i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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