I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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