it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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