Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
