you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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