sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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