He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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