that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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