if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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