I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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