I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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