Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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