4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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