No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
