She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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