You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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