i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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