Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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