i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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