Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
time to smoke my breakfast
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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