Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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