please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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