dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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