your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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