im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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