i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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