OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my being single is dangerous.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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