I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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