you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I lost the right to judge tonight
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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