He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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