Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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