Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize