Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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