are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
We got so high we made milksteak
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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