i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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