the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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