do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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